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DrawingWithAir!
Have you ever wanted to make masterpieces but are hampered by traditional drawing? Do messy paints and breaking pencil leads frustrate you? Well, you will no longer be frustrated with this amazing new product. With DrawingWithAir!, you can make amazing works of art with just the push of a few buttons. No mess, no fuss.
To start drawing, just place a sheet of paper into the secure holders on the turntable and blow into the fan. Magically, the turntable will start spinning and the drawing arm will swing down onto the paper. You now have full control to unleash your hidden artistic talents. Use the foot pedal to control the turntable speed. The buttons on the front panel moves the drawing arm left and right. Using these controls, you can create an infinite number of unique drawings.
This amazing device has several features that help you maximize your artistic potential. The timer on the backboard, in the shape of an ink bottle, will show you how much time is left before your magnum opus is complete. When time is close to running out the green button lights will shut off and the red lights around the fan will start to blink. If you have the reflexes to blow into the fan in time, you are definitely a prodigy of the arts and are rewarded with more time to work on your masterpiece and an inspirational message when time runs out. If you are not able to blow into the fan in time, DrawingWithAir! will shut off and provide you with some much needed advice. Additionally, you can lend this astonishing machine to others without worrying about spreading germs. The hands-free fan and foot pedal controls and the antibacterial buttons* curb bacterial growth. Lastly, the SuperBrite® indicator lights make drawing a breeze by showing you what to do.
Don’t wait to unleash your inner van Gogh, call today and order your DrawingWithAir! machine for just 4 easy payments of $19.95! But wait, there’s more! If you call in the next 15 minutes, you’ll get not one, but two DrawingWithAir!'s for the price of one! Don’t delay; call now! 1-800-AIR-DRAW**
*Antibacterial buttons only maintain germ-free properties when sprayed with Lysol Disinfectant between uses. The makers of Drawing with Air make no guarantees, explicit or otherwise, that you will make master works.
**This is NOT actually a ordering number, but probably a real 1-800 number - dial at your own risk.
Have you ever wanted to make masterpieces but are hampered by traditional drawing? Do messy paints and breaking pencil leads frustrate you? Well, you will no longer be frustrated with this amazing new product. With DrawingWithAir!, you can make amazing works of art with just the push of a few buttons. No mess, no fuss.
To start drawing, just place a sheet of paper into the secure holders on the turntable and blow into the fan. Magically, the turntable will start spinning and the drawing arm will swing down onto the paper. You now have full control to unleash your hidden artistic talents. Use the foot pedal to control the turntable speed. The buttons on the front panel moves the drawing arm left and right. Using these controls, you can create an infinite number of unique drawings.
This amazing device has several features that help you maximize your artistic potential. The timer on the backboard, in the shape of an ink bottle, will show you how much time is left before your magnum opus is complete. When time is close to running out the green button lights will shut off and the red lights around the fan will start to blink. If you have the reflexes to blow into the fan in time, you are definitely a prodigy of the arts and are rewarded with more time to work on your masterpiece and an inspirational message when time runs out. If you are not able to blow into the fan in time, DrawingWithAir! will shut off and provide you with some much needed advice. Additionally, you can lend this astonishing machine to others without worrying about spreading germs. The hands-free fan and foot pedal controls and the antibacterial buttons* curb bacterial growth. Lastly, the SuperBrite® indicator lights make drawing a breeze by showing you what to do.
Don’t wait to unleash your inner van Gogh, call today and order your DrawingWithAir! machine for just 4 easy payments of $19.95! But wait, there’s more! If you call in the next 15 minutes, you’ll get not one, but two DrawingWithAir!'s for the price of one! Don’t delay; call now! 1-800-AIR-DRAW**
*Antibacterial buttons only maintain germ-free properties when sprayed with Lysol Disinfectant between uses. The makers of Drawing with Air make no guarantees, explicit or otherwise, that you will make master works.
**This is NOT actually a ordering number, but probably a real 1-800 number - dial at your own risk.